tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32918952011-04-22T04:14:45.254Z<a href="http://www.blogstickers.com" target="new"><img src="http://mysite.freeserve.com/TheFarscapeLounge/sticker.jpg?0.1588991491639818"> <p align=center></a>Jennanoreply@blogger.comBlogger971100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-900876962003-03-04T03:03:00.000Z2003-03-04T04:13:24.000Z

YIPES!! IMPORTANT NOTICE!! To solve my horrible, unfixable according to Blog staff archive problem, I have re-done this entire blog, and its under a new URL! From how on please go to: http://stillhownottodoit.blogspot.com For version 2 of Burning Lifes instruction book. Drastic measures I know... but nescassairy! It's where i'll be from now on, see you there!! Jenna xXx

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-900829832003-03-04T01:38:00.000Z2003-03-04T01:38:50.793Z

This is amusing.... I've added a random deep thought generator to my little bar thingy on the left, try em, theyre funny! I promise!

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-900280982003-03-03T03:12:00.000Z2003-03-03T03:12:31.403Z

My archiving system is officially bolloxed, i'm sure of it. I cant get it to re-publish shite... just keeps whittering on about some kind of template problem. I'm sure this is because I have altered this damned template so damned much blogger just doesnt like it anymore, it doesnt resemble anything even close to how the original template looked. Ah well, fuck em. Any ideas? anyone? On to more

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-900078632003-03-02T19:10:00.000Z2003-03-02T19:10:50.576Z

I get the feeling my body is rebelling, it just doesnt seem to like me right now. I've felt uneasy, unsettled,a bit sick and a lot headachy for days now and its beginning to get on my nerves. Hence, my lack of anything very interesting happening on here of late. Still, i've changed my notify list to something that involves me not having to do anything when I update, which is good, because i'm

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-899265822003-02-28T23:05:00.000Z2003-02-28T23:06:19.000Z

I FINALLY have a copy of 'Resident Evil - The movie' ... i've waited so long. Now I cant wait for the DVD with extras.... aaaanyway, onwards with the Friday Five. 1. What is your favorite type of literature to read (magazine, newspaper, novels, nonfiction, poetry, etc.)? I do love my magazines, I spend a lot of time with my nose in em. But mainly i like funny fiction or horror fiction. 2. What

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-898636382003-02-27T22:27:00.000Z2003-02-27T22:27:55.546Z

I f**king hate my co-worker Andy. He is the most... most infuriating person on the face of this entire f**king planet. I mean there isnt room enough or time enough to explain this to you in full and proper detail but this guy is an asshole of gargantuan proportions. For a start, he's the size of a f**king boat, I kid ye not. He's a wannabe Hells Angel. Two things hold him back from this. One...

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-897467542003-02-26T01:38:00.000Z2003-02-26T01:39:21.000Z

F**KING BASTARD BUGGARY HTML!!!!! Get me Bill Gates!!! get me someone so I can kick their F**KING HEADS IN!!!!

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-897413632003-02-25T23:50:00.000Z2003-02-26T01:30:48.000Z

Bloody bastard html. That is all

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-897395352003-02-25T23:14:00.000Z2003-02-25T23:28:26.000Z

This should be amusing, I just added a comments feature to these posts of mine. Who knows, might be a giggle. If it bores me shitless i'll just remove it. See this is what happens when I get bored, I start playing with silly little toys I dont understand, this html larky is just asking for a good bitch slapping it really is. But we've been at this rant already. Fuck me sideways with a garden

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-895992182003-02-23T14:58:00.000Z2003-02-23T14:58:17.160Z

Wow, even looks like me... take the antisocial test. and go to mewing.net. because laura's feeling social.

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-895709492003-02-22T23:28:00.000Z2003-02-22T23:28:58.540Z

What a long, pigfuck of a day. It is safe to say today has sucked the biggest, hariest kind of ass it is possible to get your mouth around and suck upon. Complete with sweat. It was just so long and tedious and full of the kind of dumbfuck ignoramis you'd hate to meet along in a dark alleyway. I wasted a perfectly good... neigh, absolutely brilliant tattoo on this dumbass twat today. He and the

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-895614352003-02-22T19:19:00.000Z2003-02-22T19:19:19.800Z

I'm such a twat. I reviewed the movie 'The Ring' yesterday but I didnt say that was the movie I was reviewing, I just... reviewed it. So, anyone that read it... it was about 'The Ring'... cool movie ;) Todays nonsense brought to you by the letters D, U and H!

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-895255712003-02-22T00:18:00.000Z2003-02-22T00:25:26.000Z

1. What is your most prized material possession? Ummmm, my widescreen/flatscreen TV and my long leather jacket. 2. What item, that you currently own, have you had the longest? Uuuh, probably my computer, its been with me forever. 3. Are you a packrat? A what? 4. Do you prefer a spic-and-span clean house? Or is some clutter necessary to avoid the appearance of a museum? A nice amount of

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-895253852003-02-22T00:14:00.000Z2003-02-22T19:17:01.000Z

THE RING ~ A review On a scary scale 1 - 10... i'd rank it a 2. On a cool scale... i'd rank it a 9... very cool movie, but just... not scary as far as i'm concearned. But then i'm hard to scare. A bit of space before my cool moments, so as not to spoil. S P A C E Coolest moment goes to the turnaround ending when you think its all over, and then the dead girl switches on the TV

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-894581662003-02-20T22:19:00.000Z2003-02-20T22:19:11.096Z

Do you ever get those days where you just feel kinda... blah. Well i've been having one of those weeks. Cant seem to get any strength up, or any real enthusiasm for anything which is really scary considering... I can usually swear like a trooper and yet today, the best I could come up with as a retort at work was "You... stupid... person." How pathetic. I just couldnt be bothered to come up

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-893282942003-02-18T21:30:00.000Z2003-02-18T21:35:16.000Z

Hmmm, how bored am I? I just added a shitload of links. Peruse at your pleasure I guess. This is getting silly, my life is becoming mundane to the point that i'm actually running out of things to bitch about that I havent already bitched about, its kinda sad when that happens. I might actually have to start being nice about stuff which.... I shudder at the thought. Still, Michael Jackson... he

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-892103602003-02-17T00:39:00.000Z2003-02-17T00:39:57.886Z

Okay, i'm happy now. Thought i'd lost them, as it turns out my entire archiving system seems to be up shit creek but as I went to try and sort it out I was just overwhelmed with apathy and decided not to waste my time. I'm just so challenged when it comes to anything remotely technical. Odd really, seeing as how I spend so much time on this damned computer. Todays nonsense is bought to you by

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-892100342003-02-17T00:32:00.000Z2003-02-17T00:32:00.236Z

Hmmmmm, i've been having problems with my archives and this is annoying me, i've lost a bunch of rants and stuff so, for my own reason, i'm just gonna re-post them here for now, just so I know theyre there. And any of you that havent seen em, can see em :) [3/19/2002 1:40:34 AM | Jenna L] Perusing my Sunday newspaper, I was intrigued to come across a feature entitled "My Favourite Places", which

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-891965272003-02-16T19:17:00.000Z2003-02-16T19:17:56.546Z

In the immortal words of Withnail in one of my fave movies 'Withnail and I'.... I think I ought to go outside, I feel unusual. Dont know whats the matter with me, ive felt strange since last night and I have no idea why. Unsettled perhaps. its really beginning to piss me fucking off. Grrrrrrr

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-891958862003-02-16T19:01:00.000Z2003-02-17T00:33:57.000Z

Belated Friday five: 1. Explain why you started to journal/blog. I was bored, very bored and I had stumbled accross a few by mistake, and it just seemed like something to do. 2. Do people you interact with day to day or family members know about your journal/blog? Why or why not? Those friends and family that are regular net users know about it, dont know if they read it, I know some do.

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-891171562003-02-14T23:20:00.000Z2003-02-14T23:20:15.290Z

On another note, i've just added a new link to my list. The diary of a gal called Ashley who has just starte dup a rather amusing blog... check it out. :) Your friendly neighbourhood linker

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-891167522003-02-14T23:11:00.000Z2003-02-14T23:14:39.000Z

Okay, allow me to get all serious for a second. *glares at those that are snickering* Oh fuck you... just, let me be serious okay :-P Serious issue. My opinion on uber slut Christina Aguilera has changed dramatically as of today. I heard this song on MTV and it blew me away. As someone that knows all about this kind of thing... having been there meself (could it be why i'm such a bitch these

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-890017782003-02-13T00:21:00.000Z2003-02-13T00:24:27.000Z

As it turns out, i fucking suck at html and so the nice new layout I was attempting is in fact no more. Big fucking shock eh... ah well. Best laid plans and all that. Which reminds me, best laid plans of mice?... which fucking plans were they then? Was there once some kind of cheese smuggling crime ring that got covered up by the suits or what? Random thought of the day bought to you by the

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-889990302003-02-12T23:24:00.000Z2003-02-12T23:24:31.820Z

Hmmm, testing *stares at new layout*

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-889301592003-02-11T20:38:00.000Z2003-02-11T20:44:51.000Z

Some random rambling... I have such a headache its not funny. I really think I need an entire body transplant. There's not one single part of me left that works properly ... waah wahh wahh whinge whinge right? Bollocks. Breaking my own rules again. Its been one year exactly since I gave up smoking! yey me! Work tomorrow. Wonder what kind of stupid asshair i'll get in my chair? Oh no... wait..

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-889249792003-02-11T18:50:00.000Z2003-02-11T18:50:29.173Z

At the moment i'm... Wearing -- Black combats, 'Yuck Fou' top Listening To -- 'Ich Will' - Rammstein Doing -- updating this Last Ate -- Bacon pasta Last Drank -- Pepsi Learning -- Sumi shading (Tattoo style) Be Glad When -- I get my mothers birthday prezzie sorted Last Cinema Movie -- 8 Mile Last Home Movie Watched -- American Psycho Last Satellite Movie Watched -- Zoolander Last TV Show Watched

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-888892622003-02-11T03:14:00.000Z2003-02-11T03:14:32.770Z

Holy lack of updates batman!! Michael Jackson. Theres a wonky old fucker if ever I saw one. No surgery? Pfffffft, bollocks. No surgery my ass. I know he lives in a dream fantasy land where boys are real boys and captain hook would make a good date but come the fuck on... no surgery? I'm sorry but, nature just isnt that cruel. Man, you are the kind of ugly people pay for. And so white! whiter

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-888862572003-02-11T02:15:00.000Z2003-02-11T02:15:22.560Z

This things really beginning to get on my pissing nerves. Y'know why I havent updated in so long, or at least, do so very very little? because this thing has become hellish to use. Grrrrrrrrrr. Keeps giving me error messages and yotz with my template files when I know theyre all fine its just blogger having a mare cause they cant keep up. *smacks it* Aaaaaanyway. I'll keep on keeping on. Gotta

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-887617532003-02-08T17:39:00.000Z2003-02-08T17:39:50.476Z

Bollocks. That is all. I am Jacks utter lack of anything to say

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-872308532003-01-10T19:33:00.000Z2003-01-10T19:38:16.000Z

I have come to the somewhat underwhelming realisation that technology is in fact out to get us. How do I know this? Because, I just do okay. Dont argue. Today my boss decided it was about time Rawhide got a computer to put all of our designs on it. Christ on a f**king bike this man cannot make a decision even if you have a plug up his ass. Its like he's in a permanent state of being not plugged

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-865681392002-12-27T01:42:00.000Z2002-12-27T01:42:51.580Z

Well f**k me with a rusty clawhammer I havent written anything in here for fekking ages. I guess i got really lazy, that and life just got so incredibly mind numbing. You wouldnt believe what craps gone on with me over the past few months, one day there'll be a really soppy movie about it, but knowing my luck it'll probably star Jennifer Lopez... or if my lucks really crap (which it is) Roseanne

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-791224122002-07-18T21:59:00.000Z2002-07-18T22:08:39.000Z

Dieting. Been considering it. Chewing it over and over and pondering over whether or not I think I need to. So i'm not skinny....kinda like to be you can wear fun clothes. But i'm not fat..far from it. I'm just, well built. I am happy with the way I look, I kinda like being me. But I still have that desire to be able to wear a dress like Milla Jovovich does in my current favorite movie 'Resident

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-784848132002-07-03T00:12:00.000Z2002-07-03T00:12:51.593Z

Or hamsters. Or they could be plotting together. Earlier I watched three pigeons do a 'riverdance' esque skit upon the top of a roof accross the road, perfectly timed movements and as they did it, two cars smashed into each other as if on cue. And the pigeons stopped their dance, and watched. They were gloating. Or maybe i've had one too many coffee's today....

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-784844992002-07-03T00:02:00.000Z2002-07-03T00:02:22.993Z

I fear the universe is secretly run by pigeons. More news later...

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-784369392002-07-01T22:46:00.000Z2002-07-01T22:46:55.933Z

I'm losing my mind in the most literal sense. It's actually quite worrying because my tolerance for people has just plummeted. I mean I know I've always said in the past that I just cant stand the mass f**king gross stupidity displayed by almost the entire population around me on a daily basis, but i've always said it with my tongue in my cheek cause y'know....the MiB saying of "A person is smart

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-779988142002-06-20T22:32:00.000Z2002-06-20T22:32:02.220Z

Holy crap there are some stupid f**king people in the world arent there?! Place I work in, tattoo studio. Funnily enough its called Rawhide TATTOO STUDIO, being a tattoo studio and all. But every single f**king day as if its a f**king religion or something. Someone is garunteed to phone up and i'll pick up that phone and politley say; "Hello Rawhide tattoo studio how can I help?" And the moron on

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-770084082002-05-27T02:41:00.000Z2002-05-27T02:44:36.000Z

Holy CRAP i'm a lazy cow. Need to get my ass back in gear and start posting properly here. Its so f**king depressing i'm just losing contact with everyone I know online, I have no clue what my problem is but I think i need a bloody good spanking for being such a lazy biatch.... *crickets* *crickets* *crickets* Ahem. Anyways I havent got all that much to say. Well I have but theres far too much

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-765637742002-05-15T03:54:00.000Z2002-05-15T03:54:28.626Z

No I cant help it, i'm totally in love. You know i've adored Denis Leary since I saw him for the first time in 'Judgement night' - a fantastic little movie - but the moment I rested my eyes upon him I just thought, "The man is far too cool for words." Then I saw him in 'Suicide Kings' and the obsession was born. "I'm sick of talking about shoes, dont even talk about f**king socks to me!" But it

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-765630642002-05-15T03:34:00.000Z2002-05-15T03:34:56.283Z

Well buggar... That is all

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-765590652002-05-15T01:48:00.000Z2002-05-15T01:49:26.000Z

I have made a decision to try and cool off a little and not get so worked up about things, if I continue to get royally pee'd off to the degree I do, I'll probably have a coronary by the time i'm thirty. Just so tough when youre surounded by idiots. At any rate, I'm going to have to think of something else to put in this journal now from time to time! :-/ *crickets* *crickets* *crickets* I

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-764667152002-05-12T19:15:00.000Z2002-05-12T19:15:06.010Z

So I've calmed down a little since last entry. Taken a time out and gathered myself and tried really really hard to not actually cause harm to anything though i'm telling you with the way my street is right now I have been so very tempted. I'm still bugged out by people always beign in other peoples business, but that subject will always be a pet hate of mine. What is worrying me right now is

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-762778342002-05-07T21:50:00.000Z2002-05-07T21:50:09.503Z

F**k f**k f**kity f**k. I hate people. I've said it before and I will damned well say it again I really hate people. Answer me this: Why is it everyone has to be in every bloody other persons business? The street I live on I'm sure is no different to the rest of the world, but the street I am on you cant f**king well go to the toilet without everyone f**king knowing about it five seconds later

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-761373442002-05-04T00:05:00.000Z2002-05-04T00:05:21.260Z

I have a notify list! Get notified! Suckers...teehheeeeee ;)

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-761349272002-05-03T22:32:00.000Z2002-05-03T22:39:25.000Z

I think Mama Cass said it best when she said; "All the leaves are ACKKCARKKKACKKAKKKKKKGURGGGGGGGGKAAAKKKGRGACK" I'm fine, How was your day?

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-759692362002-04-29T17:49:00.000Z2002-04-29T17:54:41.000Z

Okay, which motherf**ker was it that came up with html? I would really f**king like to know which sad old bastard one day sat in his poxy office or bedroom and came up with html. "Oh its easy, oh its easy!" F**k off, I hate people that say its easy, I've been trying to learn this shit for the past five years and I still havent got a clue, I dont know my "bbgcolorwhatethefuckeritis" from my "

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-759353252002-04-28T21:03:00.000Z2002-04-28T21:04:01.000Z

Denis Leary's definitive Rant on people that moan....namely...me "I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the fucking club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a fucking helmet, allright?! "I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy,

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-759350162002-04-28T20:53:00.000Z2002-04-28T20:56:50.000Z

Well bend me sideways, slap me silly and send me to Alaska. I havent updated this in forever. Damn me to hell. Just life being a total pissant and preventing me from having any kind of fun whatsoever. What is it with life doing that? Excuse me? did I miss the memo? Dear Human, You thought life was for the living?! HAHA YOU FOOL, you must spend forever in perpetual misery while others around you

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-756296912002-04-20T21:20:00.000Z2002-04-20T21:21:31.000Z

*laughs* I have an obsessive fan! How cool is that?! I was just checking the site stats for like, the first time ever. And a single ISP visited this Journal no less than 50 times in one day, and over 300 within that week. Whoever you are....you must really love reading crap. Kudos :D They love me, the really love me.....or they want to murder me...eeeeeeek!

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-756294492002-04-20T21:13:00.000Z2002-04-20T21:13:11.350Z

Shite. Thats about it for now, further news later. Short and sweet....shuh

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-755747182002-04-19T05:03:00.000Z2002-04-19T05:04:21.000Z

Fleas, the cat has fleas GAH!!! I'm leaving until theyre gone.... Irrational fear...run away, RUN AWAY!!

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-755734822002-04-19T04:23:00.000Z2002-04-19T04:52:54.000Z

Theres a woman I know that doesnt get half of what she really deserves out of life. I hate that. This woman, my friend, I dont think she has the first idea how truly inspiring she is, or how strong she is, or how she puts up with so much that I in my pathetic, tiny, half assed excuse for an emotion that is my patience, would never be able to put up with for love nor money. I dont know how she

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-754934082002-04-17T04:45:00.000Z2002-04-17T04:45:28.320Z

Cats. I love these creatures and I've always had them around me, but only ever one at any time because any more than one is just furball suicide. Unless you enjoy matted hair and blood all over your carpet each time one of the little blighters gets his grump on toward the other. There are many fun parts to being the owner of one of these wretched creatures. Sure theyre self sufficient. You open

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-753744602002-04-14T01:43:00.000Z2002-04-14T01:43:17.636Z

In other news.... Today I found out sweetcorn is in fact spawn of the devil and should never be trusted. And Shakira's hair is plotting to take over the world. Be afraid, be very afraid. This entry was brought to you by the word ACK and the letter A

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-753741942002-04-14T01:33:00.000Z2002-04-14T01:38:24.000Z

I love this journal and all i can say is, I quite whole heartedly agree with the girl. People are far too sensitive. If you dont like what youre reading, go away. Its that simple. Oooooh, that was humourless

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-753448242002-04-13T00:52:00.000Z2002-04-13T00:55:52.000Z

OH CRAP!! I've forgotten how to swallow. This is very disturbing as I need pizza. Immediatley, at 1.45am. I just swigged some orange juice however and I had to spit the damned stuff out. I couldnt swallow. Yet another example of my body working against me. Its a f**king conspiracy but no one believes me. In other news; I finally saw "Saving Private Ryan" today (for a movie buff I can

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-753064552002-04-12T01:11:00.000Z2002-04-12T01:11:29.520Z

Oh hey I finally got around to setting the time right on this stupid thing, took me bloody long enough. I'm so completely computer illiterate its just staggering. That anyone could be as utterly useless as I am when it comes to these machines....well its mind boggling. Sure throw me on the internet and i'm a goddess. But when it actually comes to working a computer. You know, all the programs and

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-752611812002-04-10T22:17:00.000Z2002-04-11T03:14:53.000Z

Ahhhh, another day another f**king pain in my ass. Yes, i'm annoyed. I'm annoyed by internet advertising to be exact. I'm sick to f**king death of having to wade through pages and pages and pages of bullshit advertising popup windows, telling me theres an "Important message" about needing pink sawdust for my brand new hamster that doesnt just soak up the pee it makes it pretty colours and scents

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-752199912002-04-09T21:55:00.000Z2002-04-09T21:55:08.903Z

The search is on. As per my family tradition the quest has begun to find every family member the single most useless possible piece of junk in the entire world, to give as a christmas present. Yes I know we are months and months and months away, but this is a tradition that I find absolutley hilarious, and my entire family spends the better portion of the year hunting for the perfect 'bad gift'

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-751148912002-04-06T22:50:00.000Z2002-04-06T22:50:41.000Z

Dear Journal, Sorry I havent updated you in so long. Between my life being unutterably shite and Blogger behaving like a f**kwit, I just havent been able to. My life just seems to be making me want to stand in the middle of somewhere...a field or a city center...and just scream WHAT THE HELL?!!! at the top of my lungs. Of course I blame the universe for my tiredness and headaches right now.

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-113587212002-04-02T00:26:00.000Z2002-04-02T00:26:35.430Z

There are people that make me just want to grab their heads and push my thumbs into their eyes until something messy happens. In fact theres quite a few of those people. I kinda zone out into this blissfull state of imagining me with my fingers stuck up their noses and the like. Its quite nice. These people we call Trolls in net land. For f**ks sakes. What is the f**king point. Get a damned life

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-113064652002-03-31T12:16:00.000Z2002-03-31T12:18:32.000Z

I am truly terrified. I just sat through the kids easter concert thing (when I say kids I mean my little 5 year old sister) and my ears hurt. I know we all went to show support and encourage the young ones and thats all good, it should be done and must be done. But holy crap. Youd think the kids teachers would at least try and get them in tune, just a little tiny bit. I mean they got themselves

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-112556122002-03-29T19:34:00.000Z2002-03-29T19:34:38.560Z

Another thrilling day passes at Rawhide tattoo studio, and yet another set of laughs abound. Rentz showed his face again after being AWOL for 3 years out in america getting his nuts screwed in a divorce settlement with a barbie doll. She's had everything off of him, left him with nothing but a patch of oil in his driveway where his merc once was....as it turns out he'd only gone and married a

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-112251242002-03-28T22:04:00.000Z2002-03-28T22:13:05.000Z

Meeting new people. Now this really is one of those horrifying events that takes place all too often in our little lives and I for one am reaching the end of my tether with it. Now I don't mean going out and meeting people on purpose. I mean meeting people you have no choice but to meet. The people you have to make special efforts for to make good first impressions. Its a real f**king pisser.

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-112008812002-03-28T04:58:00.000Z2002-03-28T05:03:37.000Z

You know how I like to rant? Well I would now like to hand you over to one of my mentors (The other being Denis Leary) and let him rant at you about...Computers. This is an all time classic rant you see, and just must be read. EDDIE IZZARD - IF I HAD A HAMMER I have been told there are two EDDIE IZZARD home pages and I still can't find them. I am very excited by the Internet, I am bemused by

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-111993192002-03-28T04:13:00.000Z2002-03-28T04:17:55.000Z

I really hate people. Really. Most of the time, I'm a very tolerant person. But as with all things there are just those times and those people that make that tolerance near f**king impossible. I've never had any sympathy for stupid people...not since my school days when the f**kwits were just in legions. It was like some kind of wasp swarming thing only without all the fun. Now, the stupid

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-111587742002-03-27T02:55:00.000Z2002-03-27T02:55:51.260Z

I signed up with Blogsnob.com and they told me to plug their site in my next post so heres the plug. Theyre a nice bunch of people, their links been randomly inserted in my links bit...find it, check it out. Coolness. I am Jacks shameless plugging

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-111577492002-03-27T02:23:00.000Z2002-03-27T02:23:05.873Z

I hate boy bands. They should all be my bitch. Do you think between the many f**king zillions of the wankers there are they could possibly between them come up with an origional f**king tune? I mean every single song sounds the same or sounds like someone elses song or samples someone elses song or f**king is someone elses song. Westlife, N*Sync, Backstreet boys, Blue, Boyzone...those are the

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-111573942002-03-27T02:12:00.000Z2002-03-27T02:12:14.553Z

You know what I hate? People with f**king opinions on everything. Touche. But see I put this journal up here for my own writing pleasure, to get the stresses and strains and major f**king annoyances of a day off of my chest and if someone else reads it, cool, good for them, and maybe you should think about checking yourself into a clinic. But please tell me, what is the pont in browsing the

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-111172292002-03-26T00:25:00.000Z2002-03-26T00:26:22.000Z

So, Monday.....what a day. Couldnt have been more boring, in fact I have so very little to say about today I could be the insruction blurb on the side of a packet of nuts. "Open bag, eat nuts" I am that damned exhilerated. I can sum up today in one word. Satsuma Pointless, mundane impersonator of something bigger and tastier. Buggar. I am Jacks overwhelming apathy.

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-110888012002-03-25T05:47:00.000Z2002-03-25T06:02:24.000Z

Oscar® Rant #3 F**K YOU YOU BUNCH OF ACADEMY FASCISTS!!!! LORD OF THE RINGS WAS BY FAR A SUPERIOR MOVIE!!! Best Director and best Movie to f**king "A Beautiful mind?!" That movie was a huge pile of horses crap I hated it it was shite. My main gripe was "Who gives a shit?!" DAMN YOU ACADEMY!! Kiss my ass. *grumble* I am Jacks enraged righteousness

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-110880812002-03-25T05:20:00.000Z2002-03-25T06:05:28.000Z

Oscar® Rant #2 NICOLE WAS ROBBED!!! Nicole deserved the Oscar for "Moulin Rouge".....but Halle Berry. First ever African American Best Actress Oscar winner. I have to give the girl her dues, and she's produced one of my new favorite quotes with her speech...."This moment...so much bigger than me." The girl done good and by christ you could tell she appreciated it. Bless her. Still, Nicole

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-110848362002-03-25T03:25:00.000Z2002-03-25T03:28:49.000Z

Oscar® Rant #1. Ian McKellen did not get the Oscar for "Best Actor" A f**king crime has been comitted in L.A, will someone please arrest everyone at the ceremony and on the board. F**kwits!! I am Jacks inflamed need for revenge.

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-110817142002-03-25T01:45:00.000Z2002-03-25T01:45:06.993Z

Ooooh its Oscar night and I'm sitting up at 1am waiting for the actual ceremony to start. F**king hell i'm startstruck, its pathetic. Yes, I admit it. I'm a movie whore. I just adore looking at famous people. Would never ever want to be one of them but watching them...I just get off on it in some sick way (ewwwwwwwww) I just saw Julia Roberts looking absolutley stunning as per usual in all over

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-110711102002-03-24T18:53:00.000Z2002-03-24T18:59:56.000Z

I hate computers. I hate the internet. Everythings either slow, busted broken or just plain shite. Nothings works. They should bite me. Technology...pfffffffffffft. Wankers. That is all. Dont like it dont read it, my space ;)

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-110432532002-03-23T19:07:00.000Z2002-03-23T19:11:06.000Z

Linkin Park kick ass, Drowning pool kick ass, i'm in love with Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie is my hero and Korn rock. I love being a metaller chick..... If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate.........which is kinda a miracle, i cant skate now.

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-110429702002-03-23T18:52:00.000Z2002-03-23T19:01:36.000Z

I havent slept in about 60 hours. Thats kinda cool and I think my rebel work for the week is well and truly done, yey me. Quite why i havent slept I do not know. Kinda a pain in the ass though because my hands have started to go numb and I cant feel my feet and I swear to god I saw the cat carrying an onion earlier. I was having a wild old time in the kitchen earlier today which is just like,

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-110309952002-03-23T06:03:00.000Z2002-03-23T06:03:46.410Z

Sign my guestbook or i'll set the guinie pigs on you... And they poo y'know....a lot. That is all.

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-110305322002-03-23T05:41:00.000Z2002-03-23T05:41:53.720Z

..........Never mind. I've lost all interest in posting what I was going to. Instead of that i'll simply say that i'm rather put off by a family sized packet of condoms I found in my brothers pockets (I wasnt going through them for anything other than amusement value, I assure you....god i'm evil) Its not so much that my fifteen year old brother has a family sized packet of condoms that really

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-110283312002-03-23T04:18:00.000Z2002-03-23T05:15:58.000Z

Love this song, and Phil deserves it.....damn my melancholy moments...... Michelle Branch - Goodbye To You Of all the things I've believed in I just want to get it over with Tears form behind my eyes But I do not cry Counting the days that pass me by I've been searching deep down in my soul Words that I'm hearing are starting to get old It feels like I'm starting all over again The last three

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-110239102002-03-23T01:28:00.000Z2002-03-23T01:28:16.246Z

You know what I really f**king hate? what really really makes me want to kill things with hammers and impale puppies on sticks. What really just irks me so f**king much I want to stick my fist down my throat and just vomit until the world is sucked up through my ass and thrown up too?! People that believe themselves to be Gods of their own little worlds. I hate that with the kind of bitter

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-110225092002-03-22T23:56:00.000Z2002-03-22T23:56:55.043Z

Women I admire: My Mother, well she's just a given, this woman kicks f**king ass. Angelina Jolie. The woman is just magnificent. I like a hollywood actress that can make an acceptence speach at the Oscars sound like porn, admits to sleeping with knives under her pillows and builds a f**king padded cell to have sex with her husband in. Class. Plus she makes kick ass movies. Charisma Carpentar.

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-109890362002-03-22T00:50:00.000Z2002-03-22T00:50:17.843Z

Must See Movie: "Thirteen Ghosts" - I dont care what the critics say, the critics know shit. I thought this was an excercise in excellent scary movie making. See it, shudder, choke on your popcorn (if you do happen to choke on said popcorn, do not say I told you to do it it wont be good and i'll get arrested.) Song of the moment: I'm currently in love with Creeds "My Sacrifice" and Drowning

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-109763962002-03-21T18:21:00.000Z2002-03-21T18:21:54.696Z

Yeeee-f**king-haaw! Which Rock Chick Are You? Geesh these tests are stupid...

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-109589752002-03-21T05:17:00.000Z2002-03-21T05:17:17.900Z

I know, four entires in one day is pretty extreem. But Its a bad insomnia night. You know what truly amazes me, if I can get all serious on this place for a moment. I sat here for about ten minutes and simply refreshed the main blogger page over and over, and in that time a countless number of these journals were updated. I mean I read some stuff that was just, well heartbreaking in place, weird

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-109587422002-03-21T05:09:00.000Z2002-03-21T05:09:46.673Z

Apparently... I'm a Fire Spirit "You are quick to take action and sometimes quick to judge. Your firey spirit is seen by most as positive energy and a true joy of life. If only your temper was seen the same way, but don't let it keep you from what you truly enjoy, being alive! Remains to be f**king seen eh *L*

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-109578762002-03-21T04:41:00.000Z2002-03-21T04:44:50.000Z

Just a general random thought off the top of my head while browsing the net.... Bollocks! I feel better, I do.

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-109521892002-03-21T01:45:00.000Z2002-03-21T01:46:36.000Z

So I swear too much apparently. Who knew. I did think maybe I would try and go an entire entry without using any naughty words, might be some kind of perverse challenge for me or something. But then I kinda decided...where would be the f**king fun in that? But actually today I dont have all that much to complain about. Just usual daily grind of looking for a better job than the one I have right

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-109115882002-03-20T00:05:00.000Z2002-03-20T00:05:34.163Z

Firstly I have to say that George Michaels new single 'Freek' is officially one of my favorite songs of the year so far. I just love it. Unusual considering i'm a metal chick by trade. Speaking of which Marilyn Mansons new single is out this week, I must get myself off to my local record store tomorrow. Anyways, my pet peeve of the the day.... I spend a lot of time at my friends tattoo shop

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-108793672002-03-19T01:40:00.000Z2002-03-19T01:40:34.450Z

Perusing my Sunday newspaper, I was intrigued to come across a feature entitled "My Favourite Places", which this week was given over to some wench that is apparently a singer called Suzanne Vega (sounds familiar, cant place her which either means she's completely shite or hasnt made a record in forever....or something else). She listed as her favourite places East Harlem and Liverpool which,

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-104398882002-03-06T06:08:00.000Z2002-03-06T06:08:47.520Z

Most galling part of it all was the entire thing didnt fuckin work anyway so I've just set it back to what it was before. Isnt life a complete and total female dog from time to time? I hate technology. It sucks donkeys.

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-104392902002-03-06T05:47:00.000Z2002-03-06T05:47:02.956Z

I just spent many many hours sorting this damned thing out. There...doesnt it look pretty. All nice and organised and colourful. Just ripe for absolutley buggar all people to look at it. Ah well, such is life.

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-104233912002-03-05T22:22:00.000Z2002-03-05T22:22:17.740Z

You know what pisses me off? Actors in run of the mill TV shows that believe theyre the next Al Pacino. A small gripe I know but I am just beginning to reach the end of my teather with one show that I used to quite enjoy. See theres this Brit show down here, pretty much a cult soap that I watch from time to time and rather like. But right now it is being spoiled by one actor plays a character

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-103362902002-03-03T19:36:00.000Z2002-03-03T19:36:04.763Z

Oh lawdy, look what I just found... Somebody's moggy by the side of the road Somebody's pussy who forgot his highway code Someone's favorite feline who ran clean out of luck When he ran on to the road and tried to argue with a truck Yesterday he purred and played in his pussy paradise Decapitating tweety birds and masticating mice Now he's just six pounds of raw mincemeat that don't smell very

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-103356842002-03-03T19:15:00.000Z2002-03-03T19:15:50.120Z

I know I know, I havent made an entry in a while. There is a reason for this and a very good one at that. I gave up smoking!! Yey me, I am officially a smoke free zone, you can see me without having to wave a small fan about in front of you to clear away the drifts of smoke. Well I for one am proud. Other than that my life blows goats right now. I just split up from my moronic twat faced

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-89614152002-01-23T08:19:00.000Z2002-01-23T08:19:55.180Z

If I could insert a sound file that was simply me screaming, I would do it right about now. It has begun, the decision to quit smoking after ten years of it is finally upon me. I sit here armed to the teeth with lollipops to suck on and biros to hold, looking like a complete psychopath. I need a smoke, you have no idea how badly. So I've been 14 hours so far and by my standards that is an

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-88905572002-01-21T06:09:00.000Z2002-01-21T06:09:51.196Z

I'm still awake and you wouldnt believe the advert I just saw on the TV. It was for electrical safety in the home and featured two elderly people laying down for a kinky night in on an electric blanket. Cut to morning and it showed the two old guys burnt to a crisp, a caption quickly came up telling us to remember to switch off electrical appliances when we go to bed. Dammit, am I the only one

Jennanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3291895.post-88898482002-01-21T05:40:00.000Z2002-03-03T19:21:01.000Z

So it's 5.30am and I find myself starting one of these online diary things. Why? because I can. Because I'm bored and have sod all else to do. Because it's just the kind of abnormal thing I find myself doing when I havent had a cigarette in seven hours and the shop's not open for me to get any coffee from. The big question is this: What in the blue hell goes into this thing, and will anyone

Jennanoreply@blogger.com