Burning life's instruction book

Thursday, June 20, 2002

Holy crap there are some stupid f**king people in the world arent there?!
Place I work in, tattoo studio. Funnily enough its called Rawhide TATTOO STUDIO, being a tattoo studio and all.
But every single f**king day as if its a f**king religion or something. Someone is garunteed to phone up and i'll pick up that phone and politley say; "Hello Rawhide tattoo studio how can I help?"
And the moron on the other side will say; "Yes hello is that the tattoo studio?"

No, wanker, its a f**king sandwich bar now can I take your f**king order because i'm just dying to fulfill all your needs?!

We also get people come in sometimes, tattoo flash art all over the walls, people actually being tattooed in the work area...they march in and they go; "Do you do tattoo's?"
"No, moron, we fry pancakes!"

Others include the priceless...
Customer: I want a tattoo
Me: What kind?
Customer: I dont know. Just anything. Give me something.

How can you not know?! Give you something?! and you can bet your f**king ass the thing I pull out of that drawer of designs, he will turn his nose up at with an "Oh i dont like that."

Still, these days i'm beginning to mellow. Now when I get people coming in asking if we "Have any tattoo's" I'll simply say "No sorry, sold out."

Useless gits.

And just for good measure, he'res more reasons why I hate people.

Things I Hate About Everybody Else...

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch when
I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room
for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
F**king right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I
paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, knobhead?

Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I posess.